
Bepanhau rekuChina rePeople's Daily rinozivikanwa nekurongeka kwezvematongerwo enyika kwete kuseka.
Saka pakabuda mushumo svondo rino kuti mutungamiri weNorth Korea, Kim Jong-Un, akange anzi 2012 "Sexiest Man Alive", anozvitsanangura mutauri weChinese Communist Party akafadza shamwari yake yekuKorea pawebhusaiti yayo - chete "nhau" idzi dzakabva kuUS satirical webhusaiti, The Onion.
China ndiyo mubatsiri mukuru weNorth Korea uye inopa rubatsiro. Kutaura chimwe chinhu chinobata kumeso panaKim kunofanira kunge kwainzi kwakarurama mune zvematongerwo enyika. Vapepeti vewebhusaiti yayo vakatovaka imba yekutandarira yemifananidzo kuti ienderane neshumo, ine masiraidhi airatidza Kim akatasva bhiza, achiongorora mauto uye achimbundirwa nevarwi vechikadzi.
Nepo chinhu ichi chainakidza mapeji ewebhusaiti anowanzo, zvakakonzera kupururudza sezvo vezvenhau vepasi rese vakaburitsa vezvenhau veChinese nekunyengedzwa neshumo rekunyepedzera kubva kune anozivikanwa kwazvo purveyor we offbeat kuseka uye satire.
Verenga: Onion: Takangonyengedza hurumende yeChina!
Pepanhau rePeople's Daily raive rekuziva here izvi kana kuti raive basa remunhu ane misikanzwa ane chidokwadokwa chekunyomba?
NeChitatu, mumwe mukadzi akatora runhare kuhofisi yewebhusaiti muBeijing akasimbirira kuti "hazvigoneke kuti People's Daily itore kubva kune chero midhiya isingavimbike - tinoona nhau dzedu uye kwatinobva."
Mudzimai uyu, uyo aramba kuzvidoma nezita rake, anoti nyaya iyi pamwe nemifananidzo zvakabviswa kwapera zuva rimwe chete.
Asi kukuvadzwa kwaive kwaitwa uye The Onion yaifarira kushambadza.
"Ndokumbira ushanyire shamwari dzedu kuPeople's Daily kuChina, iyo inodada Communist inotsigira The Onion," yakaverenga chirevo chayo. "Chirevo chemuenzaniso, shamwari."
Chinese micro-bloggers haina kukwanisa kuramba kupinda muchiito zvakare.
"Nyika yakanyengedzwa nePeople's Daily, nekuti hapana Chinese anotenda bepa iri," akanyora kudaro @Hai_Dao_Wu_Bian.
Saka maChinese ane pfungwa yekuseka?
Christopher Rea, uyo ari kunyora bhuku pamusoro penhau yetsika yokusetsa muChina yazvino uno, anoti maChina “vane pfungwa yakasimba yokutaura zvinhu zvisina musoro uye zvisina mufungo, uyewo vanoonga zvikuru kuona vaya vane masimba vachiparadza.”
Rea, imwe nyanzvi yeAustralian Center on China in the World, anoti “kusetsa kuChina kunofanana nokumwe kumwewo.”
Linda Jaivin, murwi weChina-anoona uye munyori we "New Ghosts Old Dreams," bhuku rezvinyorwa zveChinese netsika, akati kuseka kwevanhu veBeijing kunowanzoita "kunyanya, zvematongerwo enyika uye kunyomba."
Pakaonekwa chifananidzo chihombe chaConfucius muTiananmen Square, kusiri kure nemufananidzo waMao kutanga kwegore rapfuura, ndimi dzakadedera pamusoro pezvainoreva zvese mune zvematongerwo enyika - Confucius akadzoka kuzodzinga Mao semutungamiri wezvemweya weChina?
Chifananidzo chakabviswa pachikwere masvondo mashoma gare gare, zvichiita kuti vamwe vezvematongerwo enyika vaseke kuti sage anoremekedzwa, aibva kumaruwa eShandong, akadzingwa nekuda kwekusava nemvumo yekugara muBeijing.
Richard Hornik
Kwemazana emakore kunyomba kwezvematongerwo enyika kwave kuri chinhu chikuru kune zvakawanda zvekuseka kweChinese, uye zvinoramba zvakadaro panguva yeCommunist.
Mumakore ekuma1980, apo zviratidzo zvekutanga zvehuori zvine chekuita nekuvandudzwa kwehupfumi zvakatanga kuoneka, vanyanyeri vakagadzira neungwaru zvirevo zvakaita seizvi:
"Ndiri mukuru mukuru, saka ndinodya nekunwa, ndinodya nekunwa..."
“Haisi mari yangu yatiri kushandisa, saka idyai mufare titore bhora!”
Mazuva ano, vanyori veChinese, maartist, vanyori vekatuni, vanoseka uye netizens vanoshandisa kuseka uye kuseka kuseka, kubvunza, kupikisa uye kunyora zviitiko zvemagariro, zviitiko uye zviitiko.
"Kusekesa kwakawanda kweChinese kunobva papini uye pamwe kwagara kwakadaro," akadaro Jaivin, anotaura chiChinese zvakanaka. "Mutauro weChinese wakapfuma zvakanyanya mumahomonyms uye wakagadzirira kurangwa."
Zvakawanda zvacho zvinogona kurasika mukududzira asi zvimwe zvinokunda chero miganhu yemitauro.
Vamwe vagari vemuBeijing pavakatumidza zita remadunhurirwa rehofisi nyowani yeCCTV yakagadzirwa neKoolhaus, terevhizheni yeChina, "da kucha" (Big Underpants), nekuda kwekufanana kwayo nechipfeko chemukati, hurumende yakaedza kuipa moniker inonzwika.
"Saka vakaedza 'zhichuang' - Window on Knowledge," anoyeuka kudaro Jaivin. "Inobata asi yakaipisisa, nekuti sekushanda kweBeijing kunonakidza mukati memicrosecond, zvakare ihomonym yehemorrhoid."
Mafungiro echiChinese ekuseka avewo epasirese, Rea akadaro, achitaura nezve "E'gao phenomenon" yekubiridzira uye parody paInternet iyo yakatanga muna 2005 uye ichiri kufarirwa, kunyanya pakati pevechidiki vane tech-savvy.
"Inokwevera zvakanyanya kupesvedzero yepasirese, kusvika kumifananidzo, ruzha, uye zvinyorwa zvinoshandiswa mumavhidhiyo mash-ups," akadaro.
Saka kana kuseka kweChinese kwakasimba, sei vapepeti vePeople's Daily vakanyengedzwa?
"Zvichida nekuti vapepeti vazhinji veChinese nevatori venhau havana ruzivo rwakanaka rwekutapi venhau neChirungu saka vanoomerwa kuona kunyomba," akadaro mudzidzi akapedza kudzidza mukutora nhau muBeijing. "Pamwe nekuti kune nhau dzemanyepo uye havakwanise kusiyanisa nhau chaidzo kubva kune dzenhema."
Rea akapomera "kunyepedzera kwenhau dzekune dzimwe nyika mumapepanhau eChinese ehurumende, zvakasanganiswa nekudzora hunhu husina kunaka kana kuongorora chokwadi."
Pane chidzidzo chakakomba chinofanira kudzidzwa here?
"Chidzidzo chekutanga icho vatori venhau vese - kwete veChinese chete - vanofanirwa kutora kubva pane izvi ndechekuti ruzivo rwese rwunofanirwa kusimbiswa rusati rwaburitswa," akadaro Richard Hornik, mudzidzisi wezvenhau paStony Brook University, akambotaura nezve China yeTime Magazine.
"Sezvo midhiya mitsva yakaita seWeibo, Facebook neTwitter zvaita kuti tese tive vaparidzi munguva yedhijitari, vagari vese vane mutoro vanofanirwa kuongorora ruzivo vasati vaburitsa, voendesa mberi, 'like' kana kuti retweet."
Pepanhau rePeople’s Daily rinofanira kunyara zvakadii?
“Zvakanyanyisa,” akadaro Jaivin. "Zvadaro, ndinovimba kuti hapana anotumirwa kumusasa wechibharo pamusoro pazvo."



