Erayada si xun u engegay ee magacyo caan ah oo ay ku jiraan Madonna, Barack Obama iyo Karl Lagerfeld.
January
"Ku soo dhawoow Twitter… @RupertMurdoch. Waxaan kuugu daayay fariinta sanadka cusub ee Farxada leh ee codkayga!"
John prescott ka falcelisa mogul-guud ee warbaahinta bulshada ee curdinka ah
"Haddii aan ahay sida bikrad oo kale, Ricky, maxaad halkan u iman weyday oo aad wax uga qaban weyday?"
Madonna Qaniinyada Ricky Gervais ee Golden Globes, ka dib markii majaajiliistaha uu sheegay in fanaanadu aysan weli lumin gabadhnimadeeda.
"Uma maleynayo inaan aadno dayaxa. Waxaan u maleynayaa in laga yaabo inaan u dirno siyaasiyiinta qaarkood halkaas."
Musharaxa Madaxweynaha Jamhuuriga Ron Paul wuxuu ka jawaabayaa soo jeedintii ninka ay xafiiltamaan ee Newt Gingrich ee ahaa in Maraykanku rakibo saldhig dayaxa oo joogto ah
February
"Qofna ma rabo in Giriiga la waayo, laakiin waxay leeyihiin caadooyin aad u fool xun. Talyaaniga sidoo kale."
Naqshadeeyayaasha dharka Karl Lagerfeld dhibaatada euro
March
"Goorma ayay ahayd markii ugu dambeysay ee aad ka soo iibsato baastada Greggs?"
George Osborne ayaa xilka ka qaaday xildhibaanka xisbiga shaqaalaha John Mann, ka dib markii kii hore uu soo bandhigay canshuur xun oo ku saabsan baastada Cornishka
"Haa, sababtoo ah ma jecli isaga."
Gérard Depardieu ku saabsan bal inuu ogolaaday inuu Dominique Strauss-Kahn ku jilo filim cusub
April
"Waxaan leenahay madaxweyne, oo aan u maleynayo inuu yahay nin wanaagsan, laakiin waqti badan ayuu ku qaatay Harvard, laga yaabee."
Mitt Romney, oo labo shahaado ka qaatay Harvard, waqtigii uu Barack Obama ku qaatay Harvard
"Shit si aad uga cadhaysiiso dadka cadaanka ah sidaada oo kale."
Tyler, Abuuraha, ka dib markii Newsnight's Stephen Smith weydiiyey waxa muusikadiisu ku saabsan tahay
"Markii wiilal caqli-gal ah ay dhibaato ku jiraan, waxay cayriyaan addoommada."
Xildhibaanka shaqaalaha Dennis Skinner - 'bahalkii Bolsover' - ee istiqaalada kaaliyaha Jeremy Hunt
May
"Wax wanaagsan ma ka sheegi karaa Ken Livingstone? Waqti dheer ka hor waxa uu sameeyay waxyaabo wanaagsan, laakiin hadda ma xasuusan karo waxa ay ahaayeen.”
Duqa magaalada London Boris Johnson, isaga oo la tartamayay Labour
"Waxa aad ugu yeerto aasterity, waxaan ugu yeeraa hufnaan."
David Cameron waxay tusinaysaa naxariista dhibbanayaasha goynta
"Ma ahan mid aan isticmaali karo, waa cadaalad in la yiraahdo."
Robert Jay – QC iyo qaamuus yaqaan caan ah – waxa uu siinaya aragtidiisa qallafsan ee Jeremy Hunt adeegsigiisa ereyga “saameyn leh”
June
"WMD."
Markii Alastair Campbell uu garaacay Armando Iannucci inuu aqbalay "saddexda xaraf ee yaryar" ee OBE, majaajiliistaha ayaa ku jawaabay dhowr xaraf oo isaga u gaar ah.
July
"Sidee qof u heli karaa faa'iido siyaasadeed marka uu la socdo guuldaraystay sida Nick Clegg?"
Tory MEP Daniel Hannan maaha taageere isbahaysiga
"Waxaan dareemayaa xumaan in yaanyada wanaagsan la khasaariyey."
Hillary Clinton, oo lagu tuuray midho magaalada Qaahira
August
“Qofna weligii lama weydiisan inuu arko warqadda dhalashada. Waxay og yihiin in meeshan tahay meeshii aan ku dhalannay kuna soo barbaarnay.
Mitt Romney, iyadoo lagu andacoonayo in Obama uu ku dhashay dibadda
"Kate Middleton waxay leedahay silhouette wanaagsan. Dhanka kale, walaasheed… waa inay dib u muujisaa oo kaliya.
Waa maxay soo jiidashada, Karl Lagerfeld
"Kursigan waa la qaatay."
Shirweynihii Jamhuuriga, Clint Eastwood waxa uu sameeyay majaajilo majaajillo ah oo aan loo meel dayin oo uu kursi ku fadhiyo, kaas oo uu ku fadhiyey wax male-awaal ah. Barack Obama. Madaxweynaha ayaa markii dambe bartiisa Twitter-ka soo dhigay sawirka kursigiisa dhabta ah, oo uu ku lifaaqan yahay qoraalka kore.
September
"Waxaan kuu hayaa wax yar oo dhejis ah: Usama bin Laden waa dhintay, General Motorsna waa nool yahay."
Joe Biden, soo celinta dabkii Jamhuuriga intii uu ku jiray ololihiisa
"Waligaa ha ka fikirin kuraasta sagxada; maanta waa maalintii kabtanka markabka Titanic uu dib u habayn ku samaynayo barafyada.”
Comedian Beerta Graeme waxa uu aragti madow ka qaatay isku shaandhaynta David Cameron
"Waxaan ula jeedaa, kani waa qof ka dhigaya Michele Bachmann inuu u ekaado hippie."
Dimuqraadiga Claire McCaskill iyada oo ka soo horjeeda xisbiga Jamhuuriga Todd Akin, oo u kala saaray kufsiga, iyo kufsiga sharciga ah
"Waxaa laga yaabaa in dagaalka barkimada uu xakameyn waayay qolka jiifka."
Vince Cable oo ku saabsan asalka tartanka u dhexeeya saaxiibada David Cameron iyo Boris Johnson
"Waxaa la ii sheegay in kaftanka ku saabsan dabaqadda bulshada aysan u wanaagsaneyn midnimada isbaheysiga. Laakin aniga oo raali ka ah, waan iska celin kari waayay."
Cable mar labaad, isagoo ku jeesjeesay Tory karbaash Andrew Mitchell oo lagu eedeeyay inuu ugu yeedhay nin bilays ah
October
"Haddii uu rabo in uu ogaado sida xumaan-xumadu u eg tahay Australia casriga ah, uma baahna mooshin gudaha Golaha Wakiilada, waxa uu u baahan yahay muraayad."
Ra'iisul Wasaaraha Australia Julia Gillard Waxay jartay nambarkeeda lidka ku ah, Tony Abbott, ilaa xajmigeeda, ka dib markii Abbott uu ku dhaleeceeyay xildhibaan kale inuu si xun u xun yahay.
"Jooji inaad ka hadasho sida aad dadka ugu danaynayso. Wax i tus. Siyaasad i tus. I tus siyaasad aad xilka ku qaadayso.”
Biden Paul Ryan, dooddii madaxweyne ku xigeenka
“Tani waxay soo bilaabatay markii aan ku soo koraynay Kenya. Waxaan si joogto ah u orodnay garoonka kubadda cagta, aad uma fiicneyn oo wuu xanaaqay.”
Obama ee Donald Trump, ka dib markii Trump uu dib u eegay sheegashada ah in Obama uu ku dhashay bariga Afrika
"Dhammaadka maalinta, waxa uu sameeyay oo dhan wuxuu ka booday madal - run ahaantii aad ayuu u sarreeyaa."
John Humphrys kuma qancin Felix Baumgartner's 24-mile skydive
"Ma eego hawlgabkayga. Uma weyna kaaga sidaa darteed waqti dheer kuma qaadanayso.”
Obama, intii lagu guda jiray dooddii labaad ee madaxweynaha, ka faallooda hantida Romney
"Ka qaadashada talooyinka sarbeebta ah ee nin si cad midabkiisu indho la'aan ah waxay la mid tahay weydiinta lemming tilmaamo."
Jeremy Paxman si naxariis leh uma qaadan soo jeedintii Jon Snow ee ahayd inuu xidho tie
“Guddoomiye, waxaan sidoo kale haysanaa fardo iyo fuudhyo yaryar, sababtoo ah dabeecadda ciidankeena ayaa isbeddelay. Waxa aanu haynaa waxyaalahan la yidhaahdo xambaara diyaaradaha, oo ay diyaaraduhu ku soo degaan.”
Obama mar kale, ka dib markii Romney uu ka cawday in ciidamada badda ee Maraykanku ay yihiin kuwa ugu yar tan iyo 1917
November
"Kuma baaqayno inaad tagtid, laakiin kuguma talineyno inaad joogto."
Guddoomiyaha BBC Trust Chris Patten wuxuu ka dambeeyaa agaasimaha guud ee xilka wareejinaya George Entwistle
December
"Waa la ii sheegay, laakiin ma garanayo si hubaal ah in Sigmund Freud uu ku dhacay vasectomy 1927, sida iska cad kuma filna."
Fox News wuxuu leeyahay roger ailes wuxuu ka jawaabay dhaleeceynta uga timid wiilka uu soddogga u yahay madaxiisa, Matthew Freud. Matthew sidoo kale waa Sigmund awow u yahay
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