Ngosuku oluyingqophamlando lwasekwindla ngo-2012, amaqhawe aku-inthanethi avela nhlangothi zombili zombango odumile we-Apple-Samsung avuma ukubekela eceleni ama-smartphone awo anamandla futhi axazulule ukungezwani kwawo, okwase kungabekezeleleki. Okulandelayo inguqulo ye-HTML yesivumelwano sabo, i-Cupertino-Seoul Apple-Samsung Fanboy Treaty.
Isivumelwano Sokubuyisana
NJENGOBA, amaqembu ahlukene, i-Apple Fanboys (eyaziwa nangokuthi “i-Apple Fanbois,” “Fanb0yz,” “iPhoners” noma nje “I-Mac Faithful,” phakathi kwamanye amagama amaningi) kanye ne-Samsung Fanboys (eyaziwa nangokuthi “i-Apple H4terz, ” “Galaxians” noma “Androiders”) bafuna ukuthula okuhlala njalo, kokubili ku-inthanethi nangaphandle, futhi...
NJENGOBA, izinkundla eziku-inthanethi, olayini bemikhiqizo emisha namabhulogi obuchwepheshe sebengcoliswe ukukhuluma nje, ukuqhathanisa izici ezingenamsebenzi kanye nezikhangiso ze-Photoshopped ezihloselwe ukuklolodela nokululaza okuthandwayo kwedivayisi yomunye, kanye…
MANJE, NGAKHO-KE, Abathintekayo bayavuma ukuthobela izivumelwano ezilapha, ezibalwe emigomeni yezindatshana ezibekwe ngezansi:
ISIHLOKO 1
I-Apple Fanboys iyavuma ukungaqhubeki nesinqumo sika-August 2012 se-$1 billion selungelo lobunikazi ngokumelene ne-Samsung njengendlela yokuzama ukuqeda noma yikuphi ukungaboni ngaso linye mayelana nokuthi ubani okungenzeka ukuthi ukopishe ini, ngokubona ukuthi icala lihlanganisa izici ezilinganiselwe. AbakwaSamsung Fanboys ngokufanayo bazoyeka imizamo yokuqeda zonke izingxabano ngokuxoxa ngezinkundla "Ezivuliwe" ngokumelene "Nezivaliwe", bamukele ukuthi kunezinzuzo eziningi nokubi kuyodwa.
ISIHLOKO 2
I-Apple Fanboys ngeke ifake kuhlu ukuthi zingaki izinhlelo zokusebenza ezitholakalayo ze-iOS (ngaphezu kuka-700,000, kusukela isivumelwano sikuvezile) kuwo wonke amabhodi emiyalezo mayelana nokuthuthukiswa kohlelo lokusebenza kuyilapho abakwaSamsung Fanboys bezonciphisa ingxoxo yeqembu lememori enwebekayo yekhadi le-SD, amabhethri ashintshwayo. , usayizi wesikrini, ubuchwepheshe be-NFC noma ukuthi izaziso ze-Android zisengcono kanjani kune-Apple, ngisho nangemva kokuthi Isikhungo Sezaziso sesingezwe ku-iOS naku-Mac OS X.
ISIHLOKO 3
Womabili Amaqembu azovuma ukuthi Amawijethi, avame ukubhekwa njengendawo yokuthengisa ngabakwaSamsung Fanboys, empeleni ayizimungulu, kodwa-ke kunjalo nohlelo lokusebenza lwe-Apple “Podcast”, olubi kakhulu. I-Apple Fanboys iyavuma ukuthi i-Animated Wallpaper ingaba isici esihle ukuba nayo ngenkathi i-Samsung Fanboys ivuma ukuthi ebusuku kakhulu, ngezinye izikhathi bavuka bekhala ngenxa yamaphupho amabi mayelana nokuhlukana kokuthuthukiswa komkhiqizo kuyo yonke inkundla ye-Android.
ISIHLOKO 4
I-Apple Fanboys ifunga ukuthi izoyeka ukuthatha amazwi ka-Steve Jobs (RIP) mayelana nokufaka i-thermonuclear ku-Google nge-Android njengemiyalelo yomuntu siqu yokumasha. AbakwaSamsung Fanboys bavuma ukwabelana ngamaGigabhayithi angama-50 esitoreji seDropbox eze nefoni yabo ye-Galaxy S3 futhi bavumele i-Apple Fanboys idlale bezungeza isici sekhibhodi ye-Swype noma nini lapho icelwa.
ISIHLOKO 5
Womabili Amaqembu avumelana nokuvinjelwa okuphelele nokusheshayo kokuhlekwa usulu ngale ndlela elandelayo: I-Apple Fanboys ngeke isacosha idivayisi ye-Samsung Note futhi iyibeke endlebeni, imemeze, “Sawubona!? NGICABANGA UKUTHI LE FONI INKULU KAKHULU EBUSWENI BAMI!” AbakwaSamsung Fanboys ngokufanayo bayavuma ukuyeka ukuthumela izithombe ku-inthanethi zabantu abaphakamise ama-iPad ukuze bathathe izithombe, eziqoshwe ngegama elithi “FAIL” esithombeni.
ISIHLOKO 6
AbakwaSamsung Fanboys bavuma ukuduba ngokushesha futhi baphike izikhangiso zikamabonakude ezihlekisa ngamakhasimende akwa-Apple emi kulayini. I-Apple Fanboys, ngokushintshana, ithembisa ukuyeka ukuphatha izinsuku zokuqalisa ze-iPhone ne-iPad njengeholide lezwe noma, uSteve Jobs enqabela, njenge-Woodstock yesizukulwane sabo.
ISIHLOKO 7
Isifungo esizokwenziwa yi-Apple kanye ne-Samsung Fanboys lapho kugunyazwa lesi sivumelwano sokuthula sizoba ngale ndlela elandelayo: “Mina ……. yenza isifungo sokwethembeka kuwo wonke amadivaysi eselula amahle, aphambili, anesici esigcwele, noma ngabe enziwe i-Apple noma abakhiqizi bemikhiqizo esekelwe ku-Android. Uma ngezwa kunesidingo sokugxeka, ukuziqhayisa ngokuqhathanisa noma ukukhononda ngomkhiqizo ofana nalowo engiwuphethe nengiwusebenzisayo, ubuthi obunjalo obusekelwe ku-inthanethi buyoqondiswa kumuntu wesithathu ohlosiwe [okungukuthi iWindows mobile noma, ha ha, abasebenzisi beBlackBerry. . IZInyonga.].”
EBUFAKAZIWE LAPHO, Izinhlaka ezifanele zisayina lesi Sivumelwano ngesiginesha yedijithali noma Ikhodi ye-QR, bese ku-Tweet isixhumanisi ukuze sibonwe yibo bonke.
NGESIVUMELWANO SAMAQEMBU Womabili, impi phakathi kwe-Apple ne-Samsung Fanboys kumenyezelwe ukuthi iphelile ngo-Okthoba, 2012.
